What do ugly sweaters, pudding pops, Kodak film and Quaaludes have in common? You guessed it, they are all things that former Ghost Dad star Bill Cosby has tried to force on the unsuspecting public. Unless you have been in a coma since the 80’s the last item on that list is not a surprise. If you did just wake up from a coma then just go back to sleep, trust us, you'll be much happier if you did.
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News broke this week that the elf man-child Zac Efron could join Hollywood rock star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in a theatrical reboot of Baywatch. Fans of large breasted women running down beaches might be concerned as it appears Hollywood is flipping the script by casting man-boob god Johnson. One can only assume Efron is being considered to make Dwayne’s protuberant pectorals look that much more luscious in slow motion.
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Lenny Kravitz gave an unsuspecting crowd at Stockholm’s largest amusement park, Gröna Lund, a concert memory not soon to be forgotten Monday evening.
During an intense performance of one of Lenny’s only memorable songs, “American Woman”, Kravitz squatted a little too low for his shinny leather pants to handle and accidentally unleashed his Gröna Lund to the crowd. The sky turned black, thunder boomed above, and like Godzilla rising from the ocean, little Lenny appeared on stage much to Kravitz’s surprise. The consummate professional that is Lenny Kravitz missed not one chord and continued rocking his ass off until making a retreat backstage to lull a raging Kravitz monster dong back into a fresh pair of pants.
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