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August 05, 2015

Lenny Kravitz Unleashes a Monster in Switzerland


Lenny Kravitz gave an unsuspecting crowd at Stockholm’s largest amusement park, Gröna Lund, a concert memory not soon to be forgotten Monday evening.

During an intense performance of one of Lenny’s only memorable songs, “American Woman”, Kravitz squatted a little too low for his shinny leather pants to handle and accidentally unleashed his Gröna Lund to the crowd. The sky turned black, thunder boomed above, and like Godzilla rising from the ocean, little Lenny appeared on stage much to Kravitz’s surprise. The consummate professional that is Lenny Kravitz missed not one chord and continued rocking his ass off until making a retreat backstage to lull a raging Kravitz monster dong back into a fresh pair of pants.

Kravitz’s only words on the incident so far… #penisgate.

He may not be Swiss but Swedish pop God, Gunther, provides the perfect background music for the uncensored doodle of Lenny Kravitz’s dong, enjoy!


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